He slipped into her bed unasked and unmasked having just returned from a work trip to Mumbai.
She shrieked and reached for the hand sanitizer kept in her bedside drawer.
In the dark, she took the pepper spray instead and blasted him in the face with it.
He yelped and then unleashed a ginormous sneeze right on her face.
She ran to the bathroom and frantically gargled with salt water, mouthwash and Betadine for good measure.
Then she scrambled to the steam inhaler and inhaled for 5 minutes.
Meanwhile, her unmasked boyfriend kept sneezing.
The viral load reached maximum.
Last heard – both tested positive for Covid 19.
Covidi, Covici, Covini….
Nimmou Nilakantan
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